after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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