She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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