I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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