RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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