So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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