so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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