a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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