its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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