So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
