you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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