So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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