She is in my trunk
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
sex in a hospital.. check
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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