Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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