All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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