dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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