i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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