Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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