I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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