Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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