No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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