My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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