Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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