my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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