ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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