You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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