(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
it glows. i had to have it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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