He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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