let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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