too bad you live with your parents still
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0