Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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