I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
vagina is talking i cant
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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