i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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