butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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