i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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