Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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