The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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