Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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