out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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