Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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