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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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