On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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