if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize