I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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