tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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