I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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