hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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