it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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