Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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