East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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