big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My vagina just recognized that song.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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