OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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