Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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