Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Too much gin, very little bucket
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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