your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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