I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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