His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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