STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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